oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some

cudl:

I am the opposite gender. I am the infinite, negative gender. I am the all-seeing black hole gender. I’ll destroy everything

(Source: 52396)

adventuresinchemistry:

I know this is horrifically late, but I made one of these for the science side of tumblr!

me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

hello-karkat:

Lususing for Dummies - Lesson #167:Socialize your wiggler. Good leadership skills begin early with well developed communication.

nue:

TEENS REACT with sodium hydroxide

rhymes4kids:

im a motherlover, youre a motherlover
we should fuck each others mothers
(fuck each others moms)

(Source: )

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass


Anonymous inquired:
Why do you have to be such as asshole to everyone? You act all super good shoes and talk about equality but then when you leave the classroom you act like an asshole to everyone around you. Saying you support equal rights doesn't give you the right to be an asshole. JS

im framing this on my wall.